An Irish Joke - The Ultimate Test

Murphy goes to the doctor for his wife's test results. 


"I'm here for Mrs  Murphy 's test results."


Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr  Murphy , there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs  Murphy and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDs!" 


Murphy: "That's awful! What should I do?" 
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."


other blogs by Robert Bovington:

"Photographs of Spain"	http://bovingtonphotosofspain.blogspot.com/
"Spanish Impressions"	http://bobbovington.blogspot.com/
"postcards from Spain"	http://bovington-posts.blogspot.com/
"you couldn't make it up!"	http://bovingtonycmitup.blogspot.com/
"a grumpy old man in Spain"	http://grumpybobbov.blogspot.com/
"Spanish Expressions"	http://spanishsayingsbovington.blogspot.com/
"Spanish Art"	http://bovingtonspanishart.blogspot.com/
"Books About Spain"	http://bovingtonbooks.blogspot.com/