Monday, March 26, 2012

An Irish Joke - The Ultimate Test

Murphy goes to the doctor for his wife's test results. 

"I'm here for Mrs  Murphy 's test results."

Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr  Murphy , there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs  Murphy and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDs!" 

Murphy: "That's awful! What should I do?" 
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."

other blogs by Robert Bovington:

"Photographs of Spain"
"Spanish Impressions"
"postcards from Spain"
"you couldn't make it up!"
"a grumpy old man in Spain"
"Spanish Expressions"
"Spanish Art"
"Books About Spain"

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